Ellie, gay, probably the next supreme. Cats, american horror story, adventure time and everything black ♡☾

Reblog if you think girls can have short hair and still be feminine.

burnt-black-wings:

My headteacher wants to introduce a rule saying girls can’t have hair shorter than chin length because it’s unfeminine. She said if I can show her 150 urls of people who agree with me then she won’t put the rule forward.

Happy birthday to me🎉🎉

high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

graceless-rose:

easyriderr:

ghdos:

I’m moody as fuck so if you want a relationship/friendship with me understand that there will be days that I will not care for your presence even though you did nothing wrong followed by days where you’ll be the only person that I want to talk to despite having nothing to say.

this is me in a text post

nothing has ever been more relevant

I need this plastered everywhere in my life.

fuckyeah-nerdery:

cranzerries:

cranzerries:

I dream to someday run a companies twitter

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Can we just talk about Smart Car doing math on how much bird shit it would take to damage their cars?

foryourusemistress:

montrose:

sittything:

when boys send u dick pics send them this gif

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Why use that when you could use this

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my dick pic.

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